Monopoly Money

I'll send it in a community chest

This one was weird...  It was about Monopoly until it was about Google Translate.

~ Cheech

How to Handle Unwanted Facebook Messages

Fat

This seems to be the best way to respond to facebook message spam from strange women...

~ Cheech

CHEECHMAK Fly Fishing

Have some Spam sir.

My good buddy Scott got this email from Africa and forwarded it to me for my own enjoyment.  I decided to turn the tables on them and send some spam of my own.  I used his same email but "tweaked" it a little bit.

~Cheech

You will have to open the images to read them...

Prison Flies Follow-Up

Does this keyboard make me look fat?

So Mr. Prison Flies decided to follow up.  Kudos to you Mr. Salesman!  Also, meet my brother Rupert.

~ Cheech

Prison Flies

Just make sure they are barbless

There literally wasn't anything this guy wouldn't agree to other than not accepting Bitcoin (which was disappointing.)  Good thing he was intrigued by Monopoly money.

~ Cheech

Oops Wrong Picture

Alpine Monkeys

So this dude didn't get put off by my "inadvertent" sending of the wrong picture, so he deserved to be messed with.

Stop Messanging Me

The start of the entertainment

This was the first guy that started messaging me.  At first I would respond to requests like this...but it wasn't any fun.

Welcome

I make good blog for you

This blog is going to be used more for an archive than anything so the frequency at which it will be updated is entirely up to the quality fly tyers in other hemispheres.   

Here's how it works.  I tie and sell flies quite a bit, and I post the pictures on my Facebook account.  Several times a month I get random friend requests from "fly tying companies" mostly based in Kenya.  Now, some of these guys actually tie a decent bug, and I know that people actually buy them and catch fish with them, but I start to take issue when they absolutely don't relent in pushing their flies on me.  THAT is why I like to mess with them.  I also take issue with them ripping off images from other tyers and saying that they tied the fly.  Not cool.  This piracy and pushy nature leads me to request such flies as the Thumper Humper, Thuggish Ruggish Bone, and Optimus Primate.  Funny thing is that they always say that they can tie them... and that they accept Monopoly money for payment.

Cheech