Pet Flies

House Flies Can Be Real Jerks

I Make Tools For You - Nectar, and Nectar v 2.0

Bro needs to check his past messages

Nectar 1.0

Nectar 2.0

~ Cheech

McWhorter 2011

Don't Spam 

I hate these emails.  They send you an email that gets ignored, and then they follow up with "perhaps you didn't see my last email" baloney.  Well, guess what dinglenuts, maybe I deleted your daggum email without clicking the unsubscribe button.  THEN, when you hit the unsubscribe button, they move on to the next person in the department.  I was feeling like exercising my creative writing muscles.

Facebook profile stealers

Just print the money!!!!

I got a friend request for the second time in two days...  I didn't think anything of it until I got a message from that person in broken English.  Time to fry some African spam.

Aladdin is in the house

and he's not a cry baby.

Are you a fan of wrestling?

This guy was bold enough to post a full ad on my facebook page.  They are getting more bold.